Contraband

What is contraband?
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Money printer


A money printer prints forgeed bank notes (however, there is no differentiation, so convert to normal cash when picked up). It is the highest-grossing contraband, since it produces $250 per print. It costs $1000 to purchase one printer from the market, which means you need 5 prints to make a profit. You can have a total of two money printers out at any time.

Drug lab


A drug lab is a small chemical jar, distilling a head of an unknown creature. Despite being called a drug lab, it produces money. It is objectively "worse" than the money printer, since it produces $140 per print, whilst costing $750. This means that you need 6 prints to make a profit. You can have a total of five drug labs active at any time.

Weed pot
A weed pot by itself is not contraband, however once weed is planted by default permanent laws it is considered contraband. The President may change this, however.

A weed pot costs $100 at market price, with many people having higher prices. A weed pot requires a weed seed, which cost $25 at market price. Once the two are put together, the weed is "planted" and will start to grow.

Weed with grow for 25 minutes, after which point it is ready for harvesting. Harvestable weed will have a white outline, as well as being in the highest stage of growth. Pressing E on a weed plant will cause the weed to drop. There are 5 bags of weed, in zip-lock bags, which drop around the base of the pot. Each bag takes up one slot of inventory space, and can be sold to the Zakariyya for $101 per bag.

This means that a market price pot and seed pair will result in a profit of $380. However, since the pot is reusable, the next set of weed will provide a profit of $480. However, this assumes that everything is sold at market price.